About hidingmydarksecrets

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I'm a different kind of guy. I mean that in the best way possible. I know how to treat people. I am legally employed. I take showers. And I know how to treat people. But I also have a side of me "society" would not approve of. And frankly? They can fuck off. It's my life and it's my business.

I openly admit I enjoy table. Most people can't accept it, don't like it or don't want to hear it. If that's you? Don't ask. I"m not interested. I"m me. And that's all I"m ever going to be.

Interested? Message me. I'm kinda cool. I can actually carry on a conversation unlike 90% of the idiot guys on this site who can't spell their own fucking name.

Send me love. Send me money. Hell, if you're cute and want to have fun? Send me you. We can write stories. Tell tales. Make movies. And all sorts of fun shit :)

Name:
Joey H
Sex:
Male
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
location:
Michigan, United States
Local Time:
22 Apr 2019 21:41
Interests:
Bicycle riding, reading, writing, music, masturbation and sex. Not necessarily in that order, but it's not to say I wouldn't mind masturbating while on a bike and listening to music.

I love sex. I especially love oral sex. I'll give it as long as a girl will enjoy getting it. Plain and simple, I get turned on, I have crazy hormones, and age means nothing. The dirtier the better.
Favorite Books:
Drama, Suspense, Legal Thrillers, True Crime
Favorite Authors:
Nicholas Sparks, John Grisham, Brad Metzler, Brad Thor, Vince Flynn, David Baldacci, JK Rowling, Stephanie Meyer
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, The Place Beyond The Pines, Moneybag, Trouble With The Curve, Jack Reacher, Mission Impossible, Action Movies, Drama and Suspense. Some romance is okay, but I'm telling you what, 50 Shades? Hottest damn movies ever put in theaters.
Favourite TV Shows:
Orange Is The New Black, Weeds (when it was on), Walking Dead, Baseball (huge fan), Chicago PD, Pretty Little Liars, Switched At Birth, The Fosters, Guilt, Dead of Summer.
Favorite Music:
U2, Ben Rector, Marcus Foster, Mumford & Sons, Judah & The Lion, Florence And The Machine, Coldplay, Duran Duran. One Republic, O.A.R., The Smiths, The Cure, The Clash, Queen, a LOT of metal and hard rock, and tons of others you probably haven't heard of. 80's Music is my favorite, and I think Eminem is a fucking genius.

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Posted: 18 Jun 2018 23:15

Yes. It was brought up with some friends that wanted to watch. I enjoyed it. About a month later I was in a very taboo situation where it was discussed she wanted to watch me fuck. I enjoyed it more than anything I’d done. We actually talked about it later after the fact and slept together. A couple weeks later the chance came up again to allow someone to watch, tape and be sexually involved. No regrets.

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Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:06

Yes. I love doing it, and love letting people watch me do it. And if someone will do it on me? In front of others? Hot as hell. Even better.

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Posted: 06 Jan 2018 20:04

The last person that I had sex with. Especially if it was amazing.

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Posted: 05 Nov 2017 00:28

I'm sorry, but every time I read "will he be impeached", I cannot help but laugh. Because 9 seconds after I see another one of those posts, the toad goes on Twitter or other social media, calls people discriminatory names, insults other countries, says derogatory things about people's race, color, creed, ethnic background or something else that anyone else would be arrested for, shot or hung, and he gets away with it.

Give it up. Anyone that voted for that worthless tool is responsible for him being in office, and you're stuck with him, as I am, for the remainder of his presidency. He is the biggest worthless piece of shit that I have ever seen in my life in office, but Hillary wouldn't have been worth a damn either, so one way or another, we would have been boned in the ass without lube.

Congrats to anyone that wanted this "Make America A Pile of Shit" in office. It's your fault this fucktard is running our country. Impeach him? I'm still laughing. The Russian tapes? Buying the election? Facebook information? All that? Who cares? It's done. He'll probably still keep doing it while he's in office. All he has to do is write an executive order telling anyone pursuing him to fuck off. And he wins.

Next.

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Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:37

The funny thing is? I disagree, and I'm a guy.

I like bikinis, they are sexy as hell, but in truth, I'd prefer something a bit bigger on the bikini side, to leave it to my sexual imagination what it looks like underneath. Just a personal opinion and thought.

If a girl wears a bikini that is too skimpy, it leaves nothing to the imagination. Boring. I'd rather be left questioning.

Maybe I'm different. But too many guys are too damn predictable. I'm not.

Topic:
Posted: 13 Sep 2016 19:35

1. The Blues Brothers
2. Pulp Fiction
3. The Breakfast Club
4. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
5. Clockwork Orange
6. The Shining
7. Twin Peaks
8. Purple Rain
9. Joy
10. Spotlight

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Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:17

Last night. Twice.

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Posted: 06 Aug 2016 21:07

I'm sorry to say, but Trump is a fucking tool. Plain and simple. He insults our veterans. He insults people that matter. He's a racist. And you want that piece of shit as a leader? No.

I don't like Hillary either. I can't stand the thought of voting for either of those idiots. But Trump isn't going to bring back America to a leading role. He's going to wind up getting our country to go after each other, divide racial barriers, get people to kill each other, and he's going to end up with every other country in the world wanting to drop a bomb on us.

Great leadership role. He's a tool. And before I'd vote for someone like that? I'd vote for my dog.

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Posted: 06 Aug 2016 20:37

U2 catalogue on my iPod.

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Posted: 31 Jul 2016 18:17

I honestly have friends that are into this, and they've said it's not only addicting, regardless of age, but socially it actually helps bring people out into society and meet others. What I have not yet seen is that it hasn't quite turned deadly (except people finding dead bodies), but so far, I haven't heard much of people running into issues with bad things.

I have friends that have done it, and they love it. I haven't gone down that road. Quite honestly, I'm waiting to see how long it lasts. "if" it continues, I may make an attempt.

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Carly (Part 3)

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Haley

My stepdaughter Haley had just turned sixteen. I had just wished her a happy birthday and gotten a hug from her. I didn't realize when she'd come up to me and wrapped her arms around me that something would happen. But it did. I felt her small chest push into my chest. I felt her body push against mine. And when I leaned down to kiss her, she leaned in, kissed me softly on the mouth, and...

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Sarah (Part 4)

The last time my daughter's friend Sarah was at the house, we'd gone as far as you could go when messing around. Naked, making out, fingering, touching, licking, sucking, and even fucking. I'd taken a huge risk and entered her without a condom. She stopped me, telling me that she wasn't on the pill. And knowing that she was sixteen, I couldn't do it. There was no way I could risk getting one...

Added 16 Jan 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 6,994 | 10 Comments

Carly (Part 2)

My wife and I had spent the day at the mall hanging out with my stepdaughter, Miranda. We'd gone out all day, had a great time and had walked around for almost the entire day/evening. We'd had a great lunch, saw almost every store in the mall, ate some junk food, and headed home. On the trip, we were joined by my wife's friend Carly. A cute younger girl that she knew from work with long...

Added 10 Jan 2019 | Category Cheating | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.59 | Views 6,799 | 9 Comments

Not What I Expected To Happen At A Hockey Rink (Part 2)

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Added 02 Jan 2019 | Category Teen | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 5,203 | 11 Comments

Julia (Part 4)

I could not believe that I had done what I'd done. My niece Julia and I had been hanging out with the family during a holiday. She'd made a comment about taking a walk back in the woods. We went back on the property and had been gone for quite some time. I told her that we should head back. She said we could go hang out in the trailer for awhile. Little did I know what direction that would...

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Carly

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