About naughtyannie


My name is Annie Harrison, but my friends call me Naughty Annie.

I love sex.

I love having sex, writing about sex, reading about sex, and thinking about sex.

I love sex with men and with women.

I have had a lot of sexual partners.

I have given an awful lot of blowjobs.

I love it when men ejaculate on my breasts.

I love to masturbate, using fingers or a vibrator, or both.

I often masturbate at work, and in quiet corners of parks.

I love exhibitionism and voyeurism.

I love doing all these things in the open air.

I’m getting into anal play, especially with anal beads and a small butt plug.

I have a bit of a fetish about pissing and pee play.

I’m not really into BDSM, or labelling myself as a sub or a dom.

I don’t like people who bug me, or want me to call them “sir” or “master”.

I don't like "friend requests" from people who don't have a proper avatar, just a red & white silhouette.

I don’t give out my phone number or do skype.

I don’t like people who talk in text speak ("Hi how R U" = ignored).

But I do love my clitoris.

And most years I enter the Lush Attention Whore competition. Every time I come so close...
2012 ... Third
2013 ... Third
2014 ... [No comp]
2015 ... Third
2016 ... Second
2017 ... [No comp]
2018 ... [Still no comp 😭]
2019 ... ????

I've also published a short Kindle ebook. Three NEW stories, only £1.99. It's filthy, fun and cheap. What are you waiting for? See over there on my profile page for a link to it on Amazon.

Annie Harrison
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London, Greater London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
26 Apr 2019 02:09
I love words, and trying to put them in the right order to say something special. I now have quite a lot of stories here on Lush, ranging from straightforward stories of straight and lesbian sex, through some more kinky tales of exhibitionism and fetishism, to a couple of silly poems. If one of my stories makes you come, then I know I have succeeded! And if you read and enjoy one, then do please post a comments - I like to hear what you think.
Favorite Books:
“Cold Comfort Farm” by Stella Gibbons – my English teacher gave me this to read at school & it’s hilarious; “Hawksmoor” by Peter Ackroyd – creepy! “Riddley Walker” by Russell Hoban – just awesome; “The Scarlet Petal and the White” by Michel Faber – except the annoying ending! And two non-fiction books - “Bad Science” by Ben Goldacre and “Flat Earth News” by Nick Davies – both teach you not to believe everything you read in the papers.
Favorite Authors:
This could go on for ever. But (for starters) how about Jane Austen, Bronte sisters, Charles Dickens…quite a lot of the serious lit mob… And Shakespeare of course! For fun, Jasper fforde is a hoot. And - to pick one pretty much at random - Evelyn Waugh – love “Decline & Fall”.
Favorite Movies:
Lots of the recent movies I’ve enjoyed have been “kids’ movies” seen with my family! Pixar films like “Up” and “Toy Story 3” make me cry! I must be a romantic at heart, ‘cos I like old films like “Casablanca” too. Grew up with all the Harry Potter films as they came out.
Favourite TV Shows:
Silly British comedy like "Toast of London", "House of Fools", "Miranda". Also "Sherlock" and "Fargo". I used to like "The Walking Dead", but I think it's lost the plot a bit recently.
Favorite Music:
Not that interested in most commercial “pop” music – much more turned on by “classical”, especially big romantic emotional stuff – Mahler is currently a real favourite. Just starting to try opera since I came to London, though too busy to go much these days.


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Posted: 21 Apr 2019 14:31

I'd lick her all over.

Posted: 21 Apr 2019 00:07

Sara, here's a long-neck Bud. Your uncle must have been a fellow with high standards and good taste. For is it not written on the label:


If ya don't mind, I'll join you and toast your uncle. Anybody else want to join us?

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At the risk of losing the support of you and all your regular customers, I must state that I'd sooner drink my own pee than let another drop of Budweiser pass my delicate lips.

This nectar is the finest beer ever. I am eternally grateful to the guy who first bought me a pint of it in a back street pub near Liverpool Street Station.


I think you should get some in, barman!

Posted: 20 Apr 2019 23:51

Don't worry, I'm up for it.

Posted: 20 Apr 2019 23:50

She can join me for tea if she likes.

Posted: 20 Apr 2019 23:49

I'd lick him. Bits of him anyway.

Posted: 20 Apr 2019 21:41

This will give you a rough idea, but won't help you get an accurate picture.

It's not based on average score alone. There's a weighting applied to incorporate the number of votes attained too. Hence the "Notorious" competition title

Thank you. But a rough idea is better than nothing!

In her original post, Amy sounded a bit worried that her story was at the bottom of the heap.

I was trying to give a moral boost to my fellow contestant lol. We're all in this together :)

PS you all still need to read mine though. 🤣🤣🤣

Posted: 19 Apr 2019 21:22

The weekend is here. Don't fritter it away on trivia. Read my competition story. And don't forget to score it.
Help a British girl win something for once.

Posted: 19 Apr 2019 21:15


Posted: 19 Apr 2019 21:09

People* are already hailing this as the greatest work of "Flash fiction" ever written. Film rights are being fought over by many major studios. Social media is in meltdown over #CindyBigTits. If you don't read it, you'll basically be missing out on an historic event. And dont forget - your score counts!


* my friends, in return for cake

Posted: 19 Apr 2019 00:07

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How To Get On In The Movies

“Her tits aren’t very big, are they?” mused Cindy, watching the screen with amusement. “No wonder you left her for me.” “What’s the size of her tits got to do with it?” snapped Oliver. “People aren’t watching this because of her. It’s me they’re talking about. They’re already calling it “Oliver Burton’s notorious sex tape”. How dare she put it online like that.” “Don’t fuss, hun,”...

Added 02 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica

His First Time In A Dress

The next morning, Andrew woke up to find a text from Emily on his phone. “Come over at 11,” it read.  “Gr8 idea 4 2nite.” That sounded intriguing, he thought. He showered, made himself some breakfast, then ambled over to Cavendish Hall. When he got to Emily’s room, Calum was already there, sitting with his feet on the table and nursing a cup of coffee. “Hey, Andy,” he said with a wave....

Added 15 Mar 2019 | Category Crossdressing | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,161 | 14 Comments

Kevin's Wife is (Still) a Dirty Slut

"What do you think, sweetie?” Arabella gave a seductive twirl in her new scarlet dress, bought especially for the occasion. It was cut daringly low at the front, showing a considerable expanse of her large braless breasts. This view was improved even more when she bent over, causing her huge melons to flop forward and practically spill out of the front. The danger of wardrobe...

Added 09 Jan 2019 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 35 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 7,559 | 13 Comments

Kevin’s Wife is a Dirty Slut

Kevin slammed down his glass in anger. He knew it had been a mistake to come to the reception, and Arabella’s behaviour was already proving him right. He looked across the room to where she was standing much too close to Dave Costello, her wine glass at a tipsy angle, giggling at some inane remark he’d just made. He saw Dave glance down at Arabella’s ample chest, her embonpoint almost...

Added 26 Aug 2016 | Category Cuckold | Votes 85 | Avg Score 4.99 | Views 32,482 | 42 Comments

Knickers Off!

“I think he’s looking at you, Annie.” “What, him over there?” “Yes, can’t you see? He’s pretending to drink his milk-shake, but he keeps looking across at you.” “I dunno, maybe you’re right. He might just be waiting for his girlfriend or something.” “In that case, he’d better stop staring at your legs. I told you that skirt was too short.” “Bollocks. It’s fine. Anyway, I’ve got...

Added 03 Dec 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 69 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 11,622 | 47 Comments

Cocktail Pool Orgy

On Saturday morning, Janet announced that she’d invited her sister, Rosemary, and Rosemary’s boyfriend over for an alfresco lunch. We went to the market in the morning and bought fresh bread, cheese and cold meats, as well as a plentiful supply of local wine; very cheap and very good, as I’d already discovered. The local beer was mostly gassy and expensive, but the wine was better even than...

Added 02 Nov 2018 | Category Outdoor | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 12,500 | 17 Comments

Premier Classe - Premier Fuck

I opened my eyes, stretched, and looked at my phone. I’d only dozed off in my compartment for half an hour or so, but even during that short time, the landscape had changed completely. I’d closed my eyes on endless rows of ramshackle, corrugated-iron-roofed, single-story shanties on the outskirts of Johannesburg, and opened them to equally wide vistas of flat uncultivated scrubland. There...

Added 03 Oct 2018 | Category Taboo | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 13,488 | 33 Comments

Diana and Me

Introduction In summer 2012, the UK National Gallery staged an exhibition entitled “Metamorphosis: Titian 2012”, which set three paintings by Titian against modern responses to them by three artists: Chris Ofili, Conrad Shawcross, and Mark Wallinger. Inspired by Titian’s painting “Diana and Actaeon”, Mark Wallinger devised an installation consisting of a modern bathroom with a live...

Added 19 Aug 2012 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 49 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 7,162 | 29 Comments

Annie and the School-Teachers

To be honest, I was feeling pretty fed up that Wednesday afternoon. I had twisted my ankle the day before, and although it wasn’t that serious, it meant that I wasn’t able to go on the usual cross-country run with the rest of the sixth form. I liked cross-country. Although I wasn’t much of a long-distance runner, the chance to get off the school premises for an afternoon made it good for...

Added 23 Nov 2011 | Category Occupations | Votes 100 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 28,343 | 56 Comments

Morning Surf Madness

I stirred and opened my eyes, nudged into wakefulness by the light of the dawning sun sneaking in through the curtains. The night had been warm and humid, and I’d slept nude under a single sheet. Now I wriggled happily in the bed for a few minutes, blissfully enjoying the knowledge that I was on holiday, and there was absolutely no need to get up if I didn’t want to. It wasn’t even five...

Added 02 Jul 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 57 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,112 | 36 Comments

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Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter V.2

In the meantime, having watched Giselle swallow every drop of his fertile semen out of the condom, Mobu was aroused and excited more than ever before. He pulled her towards him and kissed her passionately, pushing his tongue into her mouth and wrapping it round hers. Eventually, he pulled away and spoke eagerly to her.  “Look, Giselle, maybe you think that I am a jerk and this is for me only...

Added 23 Oct 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4 | Views 6,910 | 2 Comments

Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter V.1

For the first time in many months, Giselle felt happy and fulfilled. She sat back and gazed at her black lover’s penis, soft and wilting after she had sucked every drop of semen out of it. She thought back over the events of the last few weeks; how miserable she had been because of her husband’s sexual inadequacy, and how her friend Becca had suggested she take an African lover. Then how...

Added 24 Sep 2018 | Category Interracial | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 8,477 | 5 Comments

Giselle. A conquered wife. Chapter III

CHAPTER III – Mobu’s Big Black Cock On Friday evening, Mobu arrived as agreed at Becca’s house. During the previous week he had thought a lot about how he would court and seduce Giselle. He thought about what Becca had told him about her friend’s marriage in crisis, and wondered how Giselle put up with her miserable husband Francesco, who was not able to give her the sexual satisfaction a...

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,639 | 5 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter II

The story so far: Giselle’s Italian husband, Francisco, is useless in bed, and can no longer satisfy her sexually. Her friend Becca, suggests she gets an African lover. ***** Giselle laughed with delight at her friend’s suggestion. “Ah Becca, please don’t make fun of me,” she said. “Tell me honestly; is the myth about African men really true? I mean, do they really have such huge penises,...

Added 14 May 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 13,735 | 7 Comments

Giselle, a conquered wife. Chapter I

CHAPTER I Their friends all thought Giselle and her husband Francesco were a slightly ill-matched couple. For a start, she was a youthful 33 years old, while he was 48 and looked it. She was everything that a red-blooded Italian man would look for in a wife: 5’7” tall, an angelic face with a cascade of blond hair, 130 pounds in weight, with gorgeous bouncing 34D breasts and firm...

Added 19 Apr 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.31 | Views 19,948 | 8 Comments

It Takes Two

“That should do it,” I thought, pausing to read through the particularly vile message I was about to send to my fuck buddy, telling her exactly what I planned to do to her the next time we RV’d. I knew she’d be shocked, possibly even angry for a day or two. The thought of Claire being angry made me smile; she was a great fuck when she was passionate. I sent my ‘suggestion’. The suggestion...

Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Cuckold | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,291 | 14 Comments

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I hope you will view my first contest entry, A Most Incredible Encounter. And would also love your comment. Cheers.
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Annie, thanks for becumming a friend, Annie.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANNIE! May you enjoy your Special Day!
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