About Simmerdownchick


I am the wonder in your eyes, the smile on your face and the tears you sometimes cry for love. I'm a romantic and a wanderer; a lover of nature, and women.
I am an enigma, an idea and a spiritual being living a physical existence. I cannot be tamed, but I can be loved. Open the door, I'm knocking...
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home
I write a LOT of stories that just happen to have sex in them, and I write a lot of sex with some story in them. Please know this going in. If you give them a chance, I am pretty certain you won't be disappointed. I just love to write, so give 'please' a chance ((giggles!))

On another note~ I write for the enjoyment and will always score and comment when I read a story. I would love it if you'd leave me a score and a comment if you do me the honor of giving me a read.

Although I write a lot of straight stories, I am not straight. My preference is the female form ;-)

Shameless plug~ If you don't know my work, please just give me one read. I recommend "Pieces of Candy" (Science Fiction / Cyber Punk) or it that's not your thing, I have several other genres. Thanks!! <3

If you prefer not to have graphic sex pics on your page, please put it in your profile and I'll respect that.

I prefer pictures and gifs of women. Please do not leave cum shots, naked men or overly graphic pics in general, if it's not too much to ask. I do try to check your profiles prior to leaving nudies on yours as well.
I speak my mind and will be respectful if you have an opposing view, unless you disrespect me.

I am not here to Skype, or hook up, please don't ask me. It makes me very uncomfortable, and if pushed my typical reaction is to unfriend and block. It's not malicious at all. Just, no thank you, means no thank you. Period.


You're gonna have to buy me a drink first ;)
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Child of the universe, California, United States
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22 May 2019 22:19
I love to read, and I'm a people watcher. People fascinate me...what makes people do what they do.
I am a Sapphic Sister; an admirer of the female form exclusively, so please guys, I ask that you respect that if messaging or chatting with me. I welcome friends and may or may not want to talk, it just depends on my mood. I do prefer to PM rather that black box.
I am a retired flight attendant, and love to travel.
I'm more 'me' here than anywhere else, and I'm so grateful for the friends I've made. LUSH is the outlet I never knew I always needed...
Favorite Books:
Intensity by Dean Koontz, The Road, The Passage, The Hunger Games Trilogy (I Love Katniss Everdeen..) IT, Tommy Knockers, The Stand, The entire Harry Potter series and The Vampire Chronicles are my top favorites, but there are too many to list here.
Favorite Authors:
Stephen King, Ann Rice, Mark Tufo, Dean Koontz, J.K. Rowling, Ann Rule, Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite Movies:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. (If you've not seen it, watch it. If you've watched it and didn't like it, don't friend me (totally kidding!) You've Got Mail, Practical Magic, The Craft, Sleepless in Seattle, when Harry met Sally, Joe vs the Volcano, Ghostbusters, Star Wars, all the Harry Potter movies, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Fish Called Wanda, Young Frankenstein, The Princess Bride, Ferris Bueller's day off....All the John Hughs films. Too many to list, but just about all of them made in the 80's
Favourite TV Shows:
Homeland, Designated Survivor, Son's of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Downton Abby, Criminal Minds, Outlander, The Golbergs, 30 Rock, HIMYM, Better Call Saul, Myth Busters, Ghost Hunters, Celebrity Ghost Stories. Pretty much anything involving ghosts....
I love to listen to the scary stories on YouTube by Be.Busta, Corpse_Husband, Phantom Librarian, Creepy Pastas, etc..these are bedtime stories to me and I love to fall asleep to them.
Favorite Music:
The Beatles entire collection. I am a complete *Beatle-file*, but love almost all kinds of music, from folk music, to Classic Rock from the 70's and 80's


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Posted: 27 Oct 2018 14:48

I shave for me. It makes me feel sexy and good about my body :-)

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Posted: 23 Sep 2018 14:55

Eric Clapton. Number one, without a doubt

George Harrison

Randy Rhoads

Posted: 22 Sep 2018 15:21

Milik The Red once graciously advised that for a story to be well received, apart from being well
written and have a good plot, etc., Milik stressed that it must be memorable .

I tried to recall the first three (3) Lush stories that came to mind that I also enjoyed .

What a lovely thing to say, and so true. He also reminded me 'nobody cares about the Presidents dog. In other words, don't get off topic.

I'll tell him you said that, he'll be very flattered. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

My favorite story on Lush is by Beffer. It's called "Faerie Circles"
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Also, i'd have to say my next two fave's are;
'The Miracle of Christmas' by ChuckEpoo.
and, the third is one I can not for the life of me remember the title or author. It was about a young man learning to scuba dive, and his instructor. VERY VISUAL and quite the adventure.

Posted: 22 Sep 2018 15:05

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight, live a lot longer than the men who mention it. You are on borrowed time Dude.

WELL SAID! Stop criticizing and just love her. Most women eat because they are unhappy. Maybe she isn't attracted to someone that won't love her soul instead of her body. Makes ya sound sorta shallow.

Maybe instead of dinner and a 'confidence boosting' conversation, why not take her on nature walks and let her decide to love you all over again. You are the one person who is supposed to defend her against criticism. I would never let someone talk about my wife like that.

Sounds like you've had a selfish problem your whole life, and now after all the hard work, you're guilty of falling off the 'wagon'. Sheesh, I feel sorry for her.

Posted: 22 Sep 2018 14:44

To someone very special!
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Posted: 21 Sep 2018 22:02


Knit Cap

Posted: 20 Sep 2018 21:22

Something internal, invisible & so far - invincible, has been preventing me from throttling and killing dumb motherfuckers for a long time. If that's not a soul, what would it be...?

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Posted: 20 Sep 2018 21:19

Having a soul is inherent to being human. Some people have evil in their hearts, and a dark soul. Those are the ones to be careful of. I know I have a good soul. I'm not perfect, but I always try to be kind.
I have guardian spirits, as well. I'm very spiritual about these things.

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Ivanka, you have an amazing soul <3

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