About Whitebeard


I am a retired medical professor but now I write.
I've heard it said many times that everyone has a book in them, so I didn't start calling myself a writer until the second one was published.

I write all the time, mostly vanilla but sometimes I get erotic ideas and in the past these have languished on my hard drive. A few have been swapped in chat with friends over the years, but mostly they have just sat on the hard drive. I joined here to give them an airing. My thanks to anyone who has read what I've posted so far, and especial thanks to those who have scored or commented on a story.

Recently, thanks to the stimulation of being on Lush, I have taken to writing more experimental erotic stories. I enjoy imagining characters in situations that don't quite fit the standard stereotypes, or who venture across boundaries. I have also tried to address things like bullying and the unsafe decisions that people sometimes make when they are arounsed or sexually obsessed.

Always happy to talk about writing and I love to chat with other writers.

I did an MA in creative writing last year. I work with some friends to run a small (very small that is) publishing company — all our books so far are novel, short stories and poetry, all vanilla.

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Gloucestershire, Gloucestershire, United Kingdom
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27 Apr 2019 23:44
Writing. I know that sounds boring, I guess reading comes in there somewhere. I do sometimes ski, I swim now and then, have been known to take an occasional holiday, sometimes at nudist venues - the usuals stuff, but mostly I write. I do ski now and then but if I say that I have written two novels on skiing holidays, you get the picture.
Favorite Books:
All of Terry Pratchett and almost all of Niel Gaiman. East of Eden
Favorite Authors:
Terry Pratchett, Niel Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, John Steinbeck, Joan Didion, Nora Ephron, Susan Sontag, Marion Keyes.
Favorite Movies:
Stranger than Fiction, Galaxy Quest, The World's Fastest Indian, Last Chance Harvey, Chalet Girl.
Favourite TV Shows:
Castle (until they took it off), White Collar
Favorite Music:
Rolling Stones, Amanda Palmer, Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Joan Baez


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01 Jan 2016
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Posted: 08 Oct 2018 01:48

I've done similar hunting. I've tried Grammarly, Hemmingway and Prowritingaid. As far as I can see if you want any depth of analysis you end up with tool that have to connect to the interenet. Without going into it, my guess is that they must use some big databases to compare what you write with masses of others. If all that was downpoaded to a Mac it woyld probably take a long time to update all the time and chew up a lot of memory. Not a lot of help, but that's what I've found so far. I did an MA in creative wriing as well, though that's more expensive than the software possibilities.

Posted: 03 Mar 2018 23:34

Happy Birthday Chris. Sorry not to be able to produce beautiful graphics, but happy birthday anyway. I have very much appreciated your stoies and your comments since I have been on here. I'm glad to have the chance to wish you well.

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Getting Out Of The Rut Chapter 15

  Coming home After breakfast, Carol insisted on a whole ritual of putting me into chastity. I felt cheated and maybe that was obvious. Certainly, Andrea looked a little guilty but Carol kept at it. I realised that if I objected too much then it was bound to be like a put down for Carol. I had to choose between humiliating her or humiliating me; well, you can guess which way I went. It...

Added 26 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 359 | 6 Comments

Getting out of the Rut Chapter 14

  More games I tend to sleep in stretches an hour or two at a time. The first time I woke I was disoriented. It took a minute before I knew where I was. I looked at my phone and it was three a.m. Andrea was fast asleep. My phone showed one dot of signal but it disappeared as I watched. At least my movie and text from earlier in the evening had actually gone. When it went--or more...

Added 23 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 533 | 8 Comments

Getting out of the Rut Chapter 13

Who is playing whom? When we started to dress for dinner Carol insisted that I wore something that would work if we went out. "I thought we were having dinner and then coming back here." "Well yeah, I guess," she said, "but I don't know how fast she'll want to be, you know she might want to go to a club or something to get in the mood." "So anything goes?" "Well yeah, I guess, sort of."...

Added 20 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 572 | 5 Comments

Getting Out Of The Rut Chapter 12

  Carol finding her way We held hands all the way back from the Chinese restaurant, walking in step leaning on each other now and then. These were back streets in a dirty city but somehow the light seemed softer, less frightening, like we were in a world of our own. Any other day I’d have been looking for trouble, I mean you never know, do you. In the back of my mind, I’m sure I’d have...

Added 17 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 11 | Avg Score 5 | Views 588 | 5 Comments

Getting Out Of The Rut Chapter 11

  What is a cage for? I don’t know what time Carol disengaged herself, I was sound asleep, but she was awake before me. The shower woke me so I threw back the duvet and sat up enough to inspect the damage. Carol came rushing out of the shower, throwing a towel onto the floor so she didn’t soak the carpet. “What’s the emergency?” I said. “I want to see.” “What’s so exciting about a...

Added 14 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 672 | 9 Comments

Getting out of the Rut Chapter 10

Pushing and pulling   "Well?" Carol said when we made it to the room. "You want to see some of the movies?" "I don't think so, maybe save them for a day when we need a laugh?" I chuckled. "Did you know about the camera under the bed." That brought out a giggle in Carol. "What did it see?" "Mostly Eddie's leaking cock while he was working on the lock. The best part was recording...

Added 06 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 684 | 6 Comments

Getting Out Of The Rut Chapter 9

  Carol leads the way It took seconds to shut down my kit and in another minute there was a knock on the connecting door. I rolled the dessert trolly to the door and opened it. Carol stood grinning at me. “Your order ma’am,” I said. “I know this is kinda crazy but there’s a lot of food here that could go to waste. I... thought maybe you might need to get some energy back.” I glanced...

Added 02 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 798 | 7 Comments

Getting out of the Rut chapter 8

Chastity as temptation I spent the day at the hotel, most of the time naked as well as caged. The cage was a little weird, I kept telling myself that it kept me tied to Carol, reminding me that she was caged as well. Every time I felt its presence I wanted to call Carol and ask her if she was aware of her belt. I listened to the notes we recorded and typed, trying to think of the best...

Added 01 Apr 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 9 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 643 | 5 Comments

Getting Out Of The Rut Chapter 7

  Back to work The clinic took blood and other stuff from all the places you might expect. There was some suspense but we ended up all clear. I wasn’t surprised but Carol was was obviously scared. Insisting on going to the clinic stripped away any pretence that what she’d been doing was harmless fun. Seeing my filmed material at home was one thing but being naked in front of medical...

Added 28 Mar 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 875 | 7 Comments

Getting Out Of The Rut Chapter 6

  Walking the tightrope Waiting for a clinic appointment gave us some breathing space. I guess we could have found somewhere we could walk in right away, but I preferred some privacy so we booked online. I said we'd take a cancellation if one came up. Thursday morning we went to a sex shop looking for things to keep us entertained until the clinic came through. It turned out to be...

Added 26 Mar 2019 | Category Novels | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,001 | 8 Comments

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